Just Plain Phillip: The Messenger: Wednesday 10-26-2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

The Messenger: Wednesday 10-26-2011

The Messenger is a news, commentary & variety show.

Epic Fail News

* A group of 60 Elvis impersonators had to flee a charity fundraiser after a faulty smoke machine set off the fire alarm

NYC Mulls Removing Trash Bins From Subways To Save Money

* Riders at the stations in the pilot program tell say they've seen garbage piling up on the platforms without garbage cans.

A+ Students Get X-Rated Porn Gifts from FL School by Accident

* The offending items are made out of recycled metal tape measures that are then covered with a colorful cloth. They are meant to be "slapped" onto a student's wrist. Unfortunately, one student became a little curious and removed the cloth covering.

CT Lawmaker Proposes Economic Recovery Bill -- Free Diapers!

* Limbaugh brought the bill up on his show last week, and said, "I'm not pooping you," and "Here's the story. I kid you not. (M)y generation did not go to daycare, and we wore cloth diapers that were washed and reused. But I mean this is taking indoctrination to steps I never dreamed of. Indoctrinate babies early and often in daycare, and you get 'em in daycare by promising free diapers."

STUDY: Flu shots effective in just 59% of adults http://drudge.tw/rrEqxU

* The report is based on 31 studies going way back to 1967. The study also found that the newer nasal spray, which is used in children six months to seven years of age, works about 83-percent of the time.

Court Finds Couple Not Guilty Of Child Abuse For Naming Son Adolf Hitler

* Adolf Hitler Campbell and siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell

* the judge and DYFS told us that there was no evidence of abuse and that it was the names! They were taken over the children's names