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Epic Fail News
60 Elvis Impersonators Flee Fire
* A group of 60 Elvis impersonators had to flee a charity fundraiser after a faulty smoke machine set off the fire alarm
NYC Mulls Removing Trash Bins From Subways To Save Money
* Riders at the stations in the pilot program tell say they've seen garbage piling up on the platforms without garbage cans.
A+ Students Get X-Rated Porn Gifts from FL School by Accident
* The offending items are made out of recycled metal tape measures that are then covered with a colorful cloth. They are meant to be "slapped" onto a student's wrist. Unfortunately, one student became a little curious and removed the cloth covering.
CT Lawmaker Proposes Economic Recovery Bill -- Free Diapers!
* Limbaugh brought the bill up on his show last week, and said, "I'm not pooping you," and "Here's the story. I kid you not. (M)y generation did not go to daycare, and we wore cloth diapers that were washed and reused. But I mean this is taking indoctrination to steps I never dreamed of. Indoctrinate babies early and often in daycare, and you get 'em in daycare by promising free diapers."
STUDY: Flu shots effective in just 59% of adults http://drudge.tw/rrEqxU
* The report is based on 31 studies going way back to 1967. The study also found that the newer nasal spray, which is used in children six months to seven years of age, works about 83-percent of the time.
Court Finds Couple Not Guilty Of Child Abuse For Naming Son Adolf Hitler
* Adolf Hitler Campbell and siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell
* the judge and DYFS told us that there was no evidence of abuse and that it was the names! They were taken over the children's names
News &Amp; Commentary
285 Indian Girls Shed 'Unwanted' Names
* More than 200 Indian girls whose names mean 'unwanted' in Hindi have chosen new names for a fresh start in life.
Solved Why Pot Smoking Causes Memory Loss
* Lead scientist says the report would have came out years ago if they hadn't run out of Twinkies & passed out on the couch
Cool Video
Dave News by PREPAREFORTHEKING
* News & commentary about taxes & big government
Tip Of The Day
The Cleverest Ways to Use Dropbox That You're Not Using
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Quote Of The Day
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. - Isaac Asimov
Question Of The Day
Are you getting the flu shot this year & why?
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